And everytime you log on you’re like:
Suggested by the always brilliant shappeyhappy.
Brilliant is such a funny word.
Oh my gosh first picture.
I fucking fell out of my desk chair.
NO STOP YOU HAVE TO WARN US BEFORE YOU POST THIS
CAN YOU STOP.
JESUS LORD HAVE SOME MERCY
“You did not write this?” I said, pulling the letter from my pocket. “There is no sick Englishwoman in the hotel?”
“Certainly not,” he cried. “But it has the hotel mark upon it! Ha, it must have been written by that tall Englishman who came in after you had gone. He said—” But I waited for none of the landlord’s explanations. In a tingle of fear I was already running down the village street, and making for the path which I had so lately descended.